Kuzvimisikidza pachedu kuti titsvagire munguva dzenjodzi kunogona kuve imwe nzira yakanaka, asi panguva imwechete iri iro basa iro zvinoda kushinga kukuru. Ingozi yakakura kuvhura kuti ugadzire pfungwa nyowani dzisipo kana dzisina kusimbiswa munyika medu, asi panguva imwechete pfungwa itsva zvinogona zvakare kutungamira mukubudirira pasina zvakamboitika.
Iyi ndiyo kesi yemazhinji emazano andinokuunzira nhasi. Aya ndiwo asinganzwisisike, ekushamisira uye asina kujairika ebhizinesi mazano mazano aungafungidzira, zvisinei ivo vakabudirira uye vakabudirira nekuvandudza chikamu chavo kakawanda uye zvinogutsa zvido zvataive tisingazive chaizvo kuti nzanga inogona kuva nazvo.
Chituru netsamba
Une vavengi here? Iwe unoda kutsiva pane mumwe munhu here? Mutumire iye yakakosha chipo! Iri izano rebhizinesi rinoita kunge riri kuwana kugamuchirwa kwakawanda pakati pevatengi vako. Poopsenders (shit kumba) ikambani iyo pamubhadharo mudiki inotumira maemail kune chero waunofunga. Mutengo weodha yacho unosiyana zvichienderana nemhuka yainobva, heino peji racho kana iwe uchifarira;)
Mahoridhe emateddies
Kambani yeJapan (Unagi) yakave yekutanga (uye chete panguva ino) kuronga mazororo emadhora. Iri rakasarudzika rekufambisa rinoronga maratidziro akasiyana ehurongwa hwezvidhori chete, nenzvimbo dzakasiyana dzine mabhati ekupisa kana kunyange kushanya kunoshamisa nekwaunoshamisira kuenda Mutengo wacho unosiyana zvichienderana nekwairi kuenda uye mushure merwendo vanoisa mifananidzo yemadhora ekufamba kunzvimbo dzekudyidzana. Chirevo chavo ndechekuti "kutarisira nekupuruzira chidhori chimwe nechimwe", saka vanoti vanoronga nzendo nenhamba diki yevafambi. Iyi pfungwa yakasarudzika? Inoita kunge iri kugamuchirwa kukuru pakati peveruzhinji, yatove nevatengi vanopfuura zviuru gumi kubvira pavakavhura kambani.
Canine Bonde Chitoro
Vanhu vane zvinodiwa pabonde, asi zvakadiniko nembwa? Imwe kambani yeFrance yakagadzira yekutanga yekunyorova, isingatsve bonde dhori rembwa, rakagadzirwa kubva kuzvinhu zvakadzokororwa. Kune mhando dzakasiyana zvichienderana nerudzi rwembwa, kunyange hazvo kambani isinga vimbise kuti imbwa yedu inozoishandisa, chavano vimbisa ndechekuti inokuchengetedza iwe kambani. Iyo pfungwa, isina musoro sezvazvinogona kuratidzika, iri kugamuchirwa kukuru uye kambani yeFrance inogamuchira maodha kubva kupasirese pasirese.
Hangover vabatsiri pfungwa dzekusika
Wati waronga pati yekurwara nemoyo kumba kwako? Usatombo kunetseka nezve nyonganiso izvo zvichazonyatsosara gare gare, ikozvino kune nyanzvi dzakanangana nekugadzirisa rudzi urwu rwenjodzi. VaHangover Vabatsiri kana vabatsiri vevabati, iboka rinowoneka kumba kwako uye rinokupa rinovandudza Gatorade nemushonga unobvisa doro rese mumuviri wako ivo vachichengeta kubva pamba pako semuridzo. Parizvino chiverengero ichi chiripo chete muUS asi zvirokwazvo mumwe munhu achachi patent kuSpain munguva pfupi.
Rubatsiro rwekutamba nerudo kuburikidza neinternet pfungwa dzekusika
Uri kutsvaga zuva kuburikidza neInternet uye haurove bhora. Unofanirwa kusangana nemusikana (kana mukomana) asi hunyanzvi hwako hwekukunda haubhadhare. Ndipo paunotora foni ndokufonera Virtual Dating Vanobatsira. Iyi kambani iri pamusoro pekugadzira hunhu hwepamhepo, kunyengedza varume kana vakadzi uye kusangana navo iwe. Ivo vanongoshandira varume (zvinoita sekunge varume vari kuwanda mumhando idzi dzenyaya) uye vanovimbisa rimwe kana maviri mazuva pasvondo.
Manyepo varoyi
Hune hunhu, asi ichokwadi. Iyo Alibi Network kambani inokubatsira iwe kunyepa uye vanoona chokwadi kuti manyepo ako aite sezvazviri. Ivo vanogadzira stratagems uye mamiriro ari echokwadi uye echokwadi kune chero munhu munharaunda yako. Iwo masevhisi ayo anosanganisira mukana wekuita kuti zvionekwe sekuti iwe unoshandirwa pabasa raunoda, kukununura kubva kumusangano unofinha kana musangano wemhuri usina kugadzikana. Chirevo chavo ndechekuti: "Vezvematongerwo enyika vane vanopa mazano, vane mukurumbira vane vanyori, makambani ane magweta nedhipatimendi rehukama neruzhinji, mabhangi ane vaongorori, uye vanhuwo zvavo vane Alibi Network."
Anti-radiation bhurezha
Fungidzira kuti urikufamba pakaitika tsaona pamusoro peguta. Chii chaungaite? Bvisa bhurugwa rako ndokuisa mumuromo wako sechifukidzo. Iyo yekugadzira inonzi Emergency Bra uye zvinoenderana nevanoigadzira inoshanda sechipingamupinyi pazvinhu zvinokuvadza uye inosanganisira epamberi anti-radiation system muzvikoko zvekuvhara. Mutengo wayo wakakomberedza 25 euros uye inotengeswa muUS.
Kutuka mukutsinhana chinwiwa
Dzimwe nguva isu tinofanirwa kutaura uye kunyanya munguva dzedambudziko ichi chinova chimwe chezvinodiwa zvakanyanya. Vaviri vechidiki vePoland vakaroora vakatora mukana weichi chidimbu kusimudzira bhawa ravo muValencia. Bhizinesi rako rakasiyana nemabhizinesi akajairwa uye ndimo mauri vatengi vako vanoenda vakananga kukutuka uye kutaura nekutaura zvinonyadzisa munzvimbo inonakidza uye yakasununguka? Izvi hazvipo. Kutuka kwekutanga kwazvo kunogashira mukombe uye tapa mubairo.
Hahaha zvakanaka. Kupinda kwakanaka uye kunyanya kujekesa.
Ndiri kufara kuti wakazvifarira, ndatenda nekuverenga!
Kutenda nekuyambira…;)