Ukuziqalela thina ukusungula izinto ngezikhathi zobunzima kungaba yindlela enhle, kepha ngasikhathi sinye kungumsebenzi kudinga isibindi esikhulu. Kuyingozi enkulu ukwethula ukudala imiqondo emisha engekho noma engasungulwa kahle ezweni lethu, kodwa ngasikhathi sinye imibono emisha futhi kungaholela empumelelweni ngaphandle kokwandulelayo.
Lokhu kuyimibono eminingi engikulethela yona namuhla. Le yimibono yebhizinisi yokudala exakile, ewubuciko futhi engajwayelekile obungayicabanga, noma kunjalo iphumelele futhi iphumelele ngokuvuselela umkhakha wabo kaningi nezidingo ezanelisayo ebesingazi ukuthi umphakathi ungaba nazo.
Isihlalo ngeposi
Ingabe unayo izitha? Ngabe udinga ukuziphindiselela kothile? Mthumele isipho esikhetheke kakhulu! Lo ngumbono webhizinisi obonakala uthola ukwamukelwa okuningi phakathi kwamakhasimende akho. I-Poopsenders (shit ekhaya) yinkampani ethi ngemali encane ithumele ama-imeyili kunoma ngubani onqumayo. Intengo ye-oda izohluka ngokuya ngesilwane esivela kuso, nali ikhasi uma kwenzeka unentshisekelo;)
Amaholide ama-teddies
Inkampani yaseJapan (i-Unagi) ibe ngeyokuqala (futhi kuphela okwamanje) ukuhlela amaholidi onodoli. Le ejensi ethile yezokuvakasha ihlela izinkambo ezahlukahlukene ezenzelwe onodoli kuphela, ezinezindawo ezahlukahlukene ezinamabhavu ashisayo noma nohambo oluyimfihlakalo oluya lapho ungalindele khona. Intengo iyehluka kuye ngendawo okuyiwa kuyo futhi ngemuva kohambo balayisha izithombe zonodoli abahambayo kumanethiwekhi omphakathi. Isiqubulo sabo sithi "ukunakekela nokutotosa unodoli ngamunye", ngakho-ke bathi bahlela ukuvakasha ngenani elincane labahambi. Lo mbono uhlukile kangaka? Kubukeka sengathi kunokwamukelwa okuhle emphakathini, sekuvele kunamakhasimende angaphezu kwe-10.000 selokhu bavula le nkampani.
Isitolo Sezocansi saseCanine
Abantu banezidingo zocansi, kepha kuthiwani ngezinja? Inkampani yaseFrance idizayine unodoli wokuqala wezocansi othambile ongashisi owenzelwe izinto ezenziwe kabusha. Kunezinhlobo ezahlukahlukene ngokuya ngohlobo lwenja, yize inkampani ingakuqinisekisi ukuthi inja yethu izoyisebenzisa, kodwa abakuqinisekisayo ukuthi izokugcina unenkampani. Umqondo, ongenangqondo njengoba kungabonakala, uthola ukwamukelwa okuhle futhi inkampani yaseFrance ithola ama-oda avela kuwo wonke umhlaba.
Abasizi be-Hangover imibono yokudala
Uke wahlela umcimbi wokuhlaselwa yisifo senhliziyo ekhaya lakho? Ungakhathazeki ngezinxushunxushu ezizobe sezihlale ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, manje kukhona ochwepheshe abakhethekile ekulungiseni lolu hlobo lwenhlekelele. Abasizi be-Hangover noma abasizi be-hangover, iqembu eliqhamuka endlini yakho futhi likunikeze iGatorade evuselelayo kanye nomuthi osusa bonke utshwala emzimbeni wakho ngenkathi benakekela ukushiya ikhaya lakho njengempempe. Okwamanje lesi sibalo sikhona kuphela e-US kepha ngokuqinisekile umuntu uzosifaka patent eSpain kungekudala.
Usizo lokudlala ngothando nge-inthanethi imibono yokudala
Ufuna usuku nge-Intanethi futhi awulishayi ibhola. Udinga ukuhlangana nentombazane (noma umfana) kepha amakhono akho okunqoba awazuzi. Yilapho uthatha khona ucingo ushayele Abasizi Bokuqomisana Ngeqiniso. Le nkampani iphethe ukudala ubuntu obuku-inthanethi, ukukhohlisa abesilisa noma abesifazane nokuhlangana nabo. Basebenzela abesilisa kuphela (kubonakala sengathi amadoda agcwele kakhulu kulezi zinhlobo zezindaba) futhi bathembisa usuku olulodwa noma ezimbili ngesonto.
Izangoma zamanga
Ukuziphatha okuncane, kepha kuyiqiniso. Inkampani ye-Alibi Network ikusiza ukuthi uqambe amanga futhi bayaqinisekisa ukuthi amanga akho avela ngokoqobo. Baklama ubuhlakani nezimo eziyiqiniso futhi ezingokoqobo kunoma ngubani osemvelweni wakho. Izinsizakalo zayo zifaka phakathi ithuba lokuthi kubukeke sengathi uqashiwe emsebenzini owufunayo, kukuhlenga emhlanganweni oyisidina noma emhlanganweni womndeni ongakhululekile. Isiqubulo sabo sithi: "Osopolitiki banabacebisi bezithombe, osaziwayo banabameli, izinkampani zinabameli neminyango yezokuxhumana nomphakathi, amabhange anabahlaziyi, kanti abantu abajwayelekile bane-Alibi Network."
I-anti-radiation bra
Ake sithi uhamba ngezinyawo lapho kufika inhlekelele phezu kwedolobha. Yini ongayenza? Khipha ubhodisi wakho uwufake emlonyeni njengesifihla-buso. Okusungulwayo kubizwa nge-Emergency Bra futhi ngokusho kwabasunguli bayo kusebenza njengesithiyo ekulweni nezinhlayiya eziyingozi futhi kufaka phakathi uhlelo oluphambili lokulwa nemisebe kwizigaxa zokuvalwa. Intengo yayo icishe ibe ngama-euro angama-25 futhi ithengiswa e-US.
Ukuthukwa ngokushintshisana ngesiphuzo
Kwesinye isikhathi sidinga ukukhipha umoya futhi ikakhulukazi ngezikhathi zenhlekelele lokhu kuba ngesinye sezidingo ezifunwa kakhulu. Umbhangqwana osemusha wasePoland wasizakala ngalesi sidingo ukuthuthukisa ibha yawo eValencia. Ibhizinisi lakho lehlukile kunamabhizinisi ajwayelekile futhi kungukuthi kuwo amakhasimende akho aya ngqo ukukuhlambalaza futhi aveze ngokusho okuthukayo endaweni emnandi nethambile Lokhu akukho lapho. Inhlamba yangempela izothola indondo kamoba netapa.
Hahaha kuhle kakhulu. Ukungena okuhle futhi okuningiliziwe.
Ngiyajabula ukuthi uyithandile, ngiyabonga ngokufunda kwakho!
Siyabonga ngokweluleka…;)